There are a lot of bugs in Opera which I hadn’t time to fix, so it looks better at webkit or firefox.

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Castle of Sinister Sorcerers

Firefox
You shall not pass!
Hero
Why so? I'm not afraid of you, Firefox.
Firefox
But I have an extension magic! I'll overload your brain with dirty memories and you'll never remember why you're here!
Hero
Haha! I have a helm of memory, it gives me 8gb protection against your brain-burning fire magic!
Firefox
So sad. Whatever, but I'll be back someday with even more extensions!
And the revenge would be hot!
Chrome and Safari
Huh? Why didn't our webkit magic work?
Hero
Safari and Chrome, you thought that your strange bugs would destroy me?
Chrome and Safari
Yeah, but…
Hero
I have a chainmail of a TranslateZ! I've got it from the Caves of -webkit-transform, it's a great protection against your buggy attacks!
Chrome and Safari
Well, go for now, but our 3D transforms would get you sooner or later!
Opera
Hey, it's not funny! Not only my fellow sorcerers' bugs didn't work for you, but even my, specially baked bug magic couldn't stop you!
Opera
And even the death ray of evangelism didn't worked out! Why? Why??777
Hero
That's what you get when we report bugs properly! You're slow, but hopefully your bad magic goes away after while.
Opera
It's so sad that my magic is not the same as it was some years ago. But, you know, maybe some of our non-fixed bugs would get you while you would be asleep! Hahaha!
Hero
Hmm, if you'd do any more nasty things, more heroes like google or apple would just ignore you. So, don't be such a pain.
Hero
Ah, I'm so tired, IE, so listen to this: I have Boots of Zoom, Cape of Relative Positioning and a lot of Expression Potions. So, I won't even look at you, take this version without styles and forget about the beautiful interwebs.
IE
No-o-o-o~!…

The end!

This is a unfinished prototype, I wish I'd have more time to work on this. Whatever.

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